The All-New Feb. 5 Issue!

Yes, it’s right here in all its salubrious splendor, every page brimming with words and letters arranged into healthful sentences. Fun Fact: reading the Examiner regularly is one of the best things you can do to keep healthful habits in your life. So start reading already!

Today’s oxymoron: right on time, the latest issue. As you can plainly see, the cover story is about medical identity theft, a crime that could send its victims to an early grave. Read all about it, and then keep your guard up. Also in this issue: Doctors, what about that insufferable patient of yours? Check out page 11. We have …