HOT OFF THE DIGITAL PRESS!

As usual, more interesting and salubrious reading than it would seem possible to fit in a publication this size, thanks to our handy new state-of-the-art AS-6000 (Article Squeezer 6000). Read on and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

We do a 180°

Oh, there are a few jokes in their usual spot (page 13), but not the wall-to-wall jocularity of the April 1 issue. In fact, story #1 addresses the tragic and growing problem of pain pill addiction. And urologist Darren Mack pulls back the curtain on Ten Things to Know About Testicular Cancer. Yeah, it’s a 180 all right. But we’re …

HOT off the press

It may currently be 18 degrees outside, but the Medical Examiner is always hot off the press. I mean, we’ve got former Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy on page one – in the buff no less. What’s hotter than that? Answer: Meredith Anderson of WRDW. She’s on page one too. And Austin Rhodes. And we’re not even off the …