HOT OFF THE DIGITAL PRESS!

As usual, more interesting and salubrious reading than it would seem possible to fit in a publication this size, thanks to our handy new state-of-the-art AS-6000 (Article Squeezer 6000). Read on and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

The new & improved Feb. 19 issue

(New and improved? That means we fixed a few typos that were in the print edition. So this is even better, if you can believe it.)

HOT off the press

It may currently be 18 degrees outside, but the Medical Examiner is always hot off the press. I mean, we’ve got former Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy on page one – in the buff no less. What’s hotter than that? Answer: Meredith Anderson of WRDW. She’s on page one too. And Austin Rhodes. And we’re not even off the …

Today’s phat – I mean fat – issue

Yes, here is today’s issue in all its full-color glory, chock full of information that encourages healthier living, and yet is a low 2.7 on the I.N.S. (International Nagging Scale). One feature of note among the dozens: the print version has the incorrect solution to the Quotation Puzzle. This digital version corrects that mistake, and we would add our apologies …