Fresh news!

Yes, here it is, the latest issue. Remember the name Ryan Heckendorn? He sent us a story of amazing weight loss exactly one year ago. In connection with our cover story (why is it so hard to lse weight – and then keep it off???), we check in with Ryan for an update. Is he another one of those “lost …

HOT OFF THE DIGITAL PRESS!

As usual, more interesting and salubrious reading than it would seem possible to fit in a publication this size, thanks to our handy new state-of-the-art AS-6000 (Article Squeezer 6000). Read on and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

Milk does a body good

This young thug, already wearing his pants down low and showing his underwears, at least isn’t filling his sippy cup with sugary-sweet drinks. Well done, young young jeezy.