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Worldwide Day of Play
Nickelodeon has cancelled its programming through 3:00 pm in observance of today, the Worldwide Day of Play. It’s for grownups and kids alike. If you missed it, you can turn off your TV any day of the week and go play. If anyone asks, tell them you have permission from the Medical Examiner.