MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: This might be the final installment of the Church of the Infinite Chasm. If you have read previous Sunday installments, you know the church’s mission; I won’t belabor it here. Since last Sunday I’ve had something of an epiphany. I have never been one who is reluctant to admit my mistakes, and this is going to be one …
I Hate Monday
It is said to be a universal truth that everybody lies. I once sat in the audience when a speaker asked rhetorically, “Is there anyone sitting in this room who has never told a lie?” A young girl raised her hand. Without thinking, the speaker said, “See? There’s one right there.” The girl ran from the room crying, but that’s …