Much newer and way more improved (sort of)

Ok, if this doesn’t work, we’re giving up. Our Internet consultant says we’re close, but still no cigar. Numbers are up, but still not where they should be. The cute kitty was just ok. The naked couple in bed was just a minor hit. The red-hot mama that we thought would be our ticket to more visitors than Amazon and …

Newer and More Improved

Ok, that didn’t exactly work. Our experts told us that cat picture was “not cute enough.” They say what really makes people visit a blog is skin. Get a couple of half-naked people in bed, they tell us, and your blog will get so much traffic you might blow up the Internet. Well ok. Here goes nothing.