It’s here! The new issue!

As always, we have packed a a wealth of thoughtful, useful, and always salubrious information into our 16 pages. Heck, even the ads are healthful. We start off, as we sometimes do, on page one with startling new findings about the dangers of e-cigarettes; and an equally shocking portrait of retail terrorism. Read it.

Probably just a joke and nothing more…

…let us hope these words have never been uttered in real life. Even if they haven’t, the possibility that this mentality exists somewhere is frightening enough.