I Love Monday

I’m going to come out today. No more hiding in the closet for me: I love human beings. There. I said it. Finally. It’s hard to believe there was a time when I thought it was rude and cold and impersonal for someone to have an answering machine or an answering service. I could imagine them sitting right there choosing …

Hear those bells?

That can mean just one thing: The Church of the Infinite Chasm is now in session. Last Sunday’s inaugural sermonette, you may recall, pointed out the subtle differences between the human hand, one of the most exquisite tools of all time, and an early version of a robotic hand which looked, shall we say, less than exquisite. In fact, it …