Today’s phat – I mean fat – issue

Yes, here is today’s issue in all its full-color glory, chock full of information that encourages healthier living, and yet is a low 2.7 on the I.N.S. (International Nagging Scale). One feature of note among the dozens: the print version has the incorrect solution to the Quotation Puzzle. This digital version corrects that mistake, and we would add our apologies …

A shiny new issue, right here

Are you loving the Medical Examiner’s newly enhanced print quality? Same here. On the downside of our surge to ever more greatness, we never meant to drive Newsweek out of business. Honest. That was never our intention. But we must move on. What follows below is 16 pages of healthful chocolatey goodness, but without the chocolate: • Meet five courageous …