Ok, if this doesn’t work, we’re giving up. Our Internet consultant says we’re close, but still no cigar. Numbers are up, but still not where they should be. The cute kitty was just ok. The naked couple in bed was just a minor hit. The red-hot mama that we thought would be our ticket to more visitors than Amazon and Wikipedia combined, well, that was a fizzle too. The consultants tell us the internet is really – to borrow a phrase from James Brown – one big sex machine. They say we need actual sex if we’re going to survive and compete and get the millions of visitors we need. This feels really sleezy, but we’re going to do it. We hope you’ll understand.
they're not even married