Hear the sound of that squeaky Schwinn pedaling away? That means your morning paper has arrived, you Most Salubrious Newspaper. In this issue, we ask, “Have we unleashed another Jonestown massacre – every day?” And while we’re on that subject, “As long as the Kool Aid is laced with cyanide, does it really matter what flavor it is?” That being our take on e-cigarettes. So what if your nicotine smells like Cinnabon? It’s still nicotine.
Beyond page one and the remaining 15, I challenge you to find a newspaper with more quality reading packed into 16 pages than this one. We’re concentrated! So as you read, remember: concentrate.