Church of the Infinite Chasm

We get hundreds of letters each week. We picked a typical letter from the mailbag this week. It comes from Mrs. Gladys Bundlebee of Brownsville, Texas. Obviously she’s one happenin’ granny. She writes, “Dear Church of the Infinite Chasm: I love your name. Where did you come up with such a clever name? Sincerely, Gladys Bundlebee.”

Thank you for asking, Gladys. It’s a question we’re asked all the time, and we’re happy to provide the answer. It’s very simple, really.

These days we’re all expected to accept as fact that humans are the product of evolution. We don’t accept that, even though we realize that brands us as narrow-minded simpletons. Ah, but we digress. The name.

The official dogma of science says that our nearest relatives are various simian primates. We’re practically kissing cousins, they say. We disagree. We say the chasm between man and monkey is, for all practical purposes, infinite.
Contemplate the image below for a few seconds. It shows what is called “sophisticated” tool use by one of our “closest” relatives.

Now, contemplate this next image, taken at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland. Now this is sophisticated. Go ahead, click on it for a closer look.

We could post a million more examples, but the point is clear: the gulf, the chasm, between humans and whoever’s the next-most-advanced life on earth is – here’s that word – infinite.

Give that some thought.

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