We join the gun control debate. You know, like where to point the thing – and more importantly, where not to. (You thought we were going to talk about legislation? Haha. That is too funny.) The other front page story explores the surprising salubriousness of simply cracking open a book in the presence of your little munchkins. It has a number of proven health benefits. Then, turn the page – if you dare – to expose the amazing artistry of Harold Gillies, the father of plastic surgery. We show you before & afters on two particularly gruesome injuries he reversed, and he practiced all of this amazingness a full century ago, back in the days before even Google. Wow. All that, and so far we’re only on page 2. If you can stand additional excellence, just keep turning pages and reading articles until you reach page 16. Repeat as necessary.