…to do the right thing. In fact, it’s never too late to do something spectacular. As a member of the media, I have been at Augusta National on a Sunday night. Until long after dark, in fact. The tournament is over. You’ve been surrounded by some of the best writers and photographers in the business from all over the world. …
THIS is the 8-year-old victim?
How tragically ironic. “No more hurting people. Peace.”
The cancer is back
In the broad spectrum of crime, there can be no denying terrorism is in a category all by itself. It is the worst. If Bernie Madoff and Mohammad Atta were overbooked for the same firing squad, I think 99% of all those polled would pardon Madoff and perhaps even volunteer for trigger pulling duty against Atta. In Boston, for example, …
A PSA for Today
This is always good information, but yesterday’s events in Boston are a reminder that the need to know what to do in an emergency may spring up at any second, in any place, at any time. You never know: you might save a life. As this brief message demonstrates, it’s not complicated. It’s simple.
I HATE MONDAY
This one was certainly a slam dunk. Today is the least favorite day of the year for a few hundred million people. Exceptions include people who: • like red tape • love filling out complicated forms • dislike keeping the money they’ve earned If you’re one of those people, please enjoy this special day!
Hear those bells?
That can mean just one thing: The Church of the Infinite Chasm is now in session. Last Sunday’s inaugural sermonette, you may recall, pointed out the subtle differences between the human hand, one of the most exquisite tools of all time, and an early version of a robotic hand which looked, shall we say, less than exquisite. In fact, it …
Meanwhile in Augusta…
From the looks of it, this happened at Daniel Field, possibly earlier today. Thugs, you have been warned: do not mess with these PGA hombres.
The Augusta National Inquirer
Let’s take a trip down memory lane to Masters Week of 2008. The previous year, many people thought Zach Johnson won the Masters (although hardly anyone could even remember his name a year later). The Augusta Medical Examiner broke the true story of the real winner – ELVIS! – and we published the photo to prove it in a 2-page …
Coming tomorrow:
What would you get if you combined the Augusta Medical Examiner and the Augusta National Golf Club? No need to wonder. You can find out in this very space tomorrow. Don’t miss it!
It’s A Par 3 Hump Day
Let’s go someplace that’s considered one of the most beautiful spots on planet Earth. What’s more, it’s conveniently located right under our noses here in Augusta. Enjoy this 2-course feast. MASTERS TRIBUTE (2:27) INSIDE THE ROPES: What the players say about Augusta (9:08)