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We turn our 100,000 candlepower spotlights on two cover stories this issue: preventing strokes (always important this time of year in Augusta) and speeding. Let’s take a moment here for just one of those: speeding, and why it’s ineffective and illogical. Driving at 60 mph, you’re covering a mile a minute, right? If you spend that entire hour at 65 …

Par 3 Hiatus

Smack dab in the middle of Masters Week (circle R) in Augusta, let’s take a slightly biased look at the Top Ten Masters moments of all time. When you reach #1, you’ll figure out that this was compiled by Canadian ESPN. And it’s curious that there were evidently no Top Ten moments prior to the mid-1980s. Even so it’s still …

Meanwhile in Augusta…

From the looks of it, this happened at Daniel Field, possibly earlier today. Thugs, you have been warned: do not mess with these PGA hombres.

Coming tomorrow:

What would you get if you combined the Augusta Medical Examiner and the Augusta National Golf Club? No need to wonder. You can find out in this very space tomorrow. Don’t miss it!