Here are the finalists in the Rename Dr. Azziz Contest! Sure, we know you’re not too excited because you know how this works. These are the finalists, the most popular, the very best choices. That means the final name will not be one of the following. This is just how it’s done. You ask for suggestions. You tally up the best and the most popular. You narrow them down to the cream of the crop, then pick one from thin air, or one of the least-popular choices. It is what it is. So here they are:
THE FINALISTS AS SUBMITTED BY OUR READERS!
• Dr. Wade Ed Intuit
• Dr. Lyon Sunovazziz
• Adolph Azziz, M.D.
• Dr. Saddam Azziz
• Sir Regentis Azzizis
• His Imperial Exalted Excellency, M.D.
• Dr. Benito Mussozzizi
HERE’S YOUR CHANCE!
Vote for one of these finalists, and on Monday we will announce two things:
1. The winner, which will not be used.
2. The name we picked waaaay before this whole contest thing got started.
Don’t like our contest rules? Tough. Deal with it.
