No, Timmy has not fallen in the well, silly. It’s Lassie bringing in today’s paper! Just wipe off that doggie spit and read the shocking stats about education and its lifelong impact on health. You want more shocking? Read the latest update on the silky-smooth rollout of Obamacare. You want more shocking than that? Read the headline on page 6 – IF YOU DARE. If you don’t, we’re happy to provide it here: “I dragged her 600 yards.” You’re going to have to read it now, aren’t you? Keep in mind, we haven’t even touched the majority of this issue. This is just a little taste to whet your appetite, right Lassie? Good girl!
