Today’s oxymoron: right on time, the latest issue. As you can plainly see, the cover story is about medical identity theft, a crime that could send its victims to an early grave. Read all about it, and then keep your guard up. Also in this issue: Doctors, what about that insufferable patient of yours? Check out page 11. We have strawberry news on page 9, a recipe on page 7, and the antidote to hay fever on page 8. Unfortunately, page 13 contains a collection of the worst jokes ever assembled in one place since the dawn of time. They are utterly terrible. Our guarantee: groan or double your money back.