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We turn our 100,000 candlepower spotlights on two cover stories this issue: preventing strokes (always important this time of year in Augusta) and speeding. Let’s take a moment here for just one of those: speeding, and why it’s ineffective and illogical. Driving at 60 mph, you’re covering a mile a minute, right? If you spend that entire hour at 65 …

Par 3 Hiatus

Smack dab in the middle of Masters Week (circle R) in Augusta, let’s take a slightly biased look at the Top Ten Masters moments of all time. When you reach #1, you’ll figure out that this was compiled by Canadian ESPN. And it’s curious that there were evidently no Top Ten moments prior to the mid-1980s. Even so it’s still …

It’s never too late…

…to do the right thing. In fact, it’s never too late to do something spectacular. As a member of the media, I have been at Augusta National on a Sunday night. Until long after dark, in fact. The tournament is over. You’ve been surrounded by some of the best writers and photographers in the business from all over the world. …

Meanwhile in Augusta…

From the looks of it, this happened at Daniel Field, possibly earlier today. Thugs, you have been warned: do not mess with these PGA hombres.

The Augusta National Inquirer

Let’s take a trip down memory lane to Masters Week of 2008. The previous year, many people thought Zach Johnson won the Masters (although hardly anyone could even remember his name a year later). The Augusta Medical Examiner broke the true story of the real winner – ELVIS! – and we published the photo to prove it in a 2-page …

Coming tomorrow:

What would you get if you combined the Augusta Medical Examiner and the Augusta National Golf Club? No need to wonder. You can find out in this very space tomorrow. Don’t miss it!

It’s A Par 3 Hump Day

Let’s go someplace that’s considered one of the most beautiful spots on planet Earth. What’s more, it’s conveniently located right under our noses here in Augusta. Enjoy this 2-course feast. MASTERS TRIBUTE (2:27) INSIDE THE ROPES: What the players say about Augusta (9:08)

I Hate Awkward

As this clip proves, awkward can strike anywhere, at any time, without warning.