Hump Day Hiatus

If it’s Wednesday, it must be time for a break. Here it is, a mini-vacation that will take you to perhaps the greatest city in the world. But don’t worry; you’ll be back in under five minutes. Need more hiatus? Scroll down for previous hiatii you might have missed. (Full screen is always good.)  

University of Augusta

From the Medical Examiner’s point of view, that is the one and the only best choice for the new name of the merged ASU and GHSU. And now, for no particular reason, stare at this for the next hour:

It’s the premiere of The Hump Day Hiatus!

Every Wednesday right here: a splendid, refreshing, cleansing, upbuilding – and brief – excuse to take the break you’ve earned. This inaugural break is 11 minutes you’re going to really enjoy. And don’t say out of today’s 1,440 minutes you can’t afford to spend 11. Don’t say that! It’s against the rules. Just sit back and enjoy.

Drive right. PLEASE drive right.

Did you see the back page of the May 4 Medical Examiner? Were you surprised to read that, legally, all traffic is supposed to stay in the right hand lane, with just a few temporary exceptions? True, indeed. If you don’t believe us, read the excerpted laws, right there on page 16 of the aforementioned issue. It is a little …

You gotta watch this

Can you afford to invest nine minutes? A better question would be, Can you afford not to? (Don’t be dismayed by the frozen image you see below. This message is for skinny people and everybody else.) Go ahead. Take the plunge. It could change your life (for the better.)