You know how every store tries to one-up their competition on Black Friday by opening an hour earlier, then another hour and another and another? And pretty soon stores are opening at 3:00 a.m., then 2:00 a.m., then midnight? Well, finally someone with two brain cells to rub together said enough is enough. That person happened to be working for Target. They announced today they’re opening at 9:00 o’clock this Friday morning for Black Friday 2013. Brilliant. Utterly brilliant. And so, to Target we say:
