Do this. Do not cheat.

Do not defeat its purpose. You owe it to yourself. It’s Friday, after all. Heck, do this every day. http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/

Less than 30 minutes from right now…

Take a second right now and look at the clock. What time is it? Imagine something almost surreal: in less than half an hour from right now, your home will be gone. It will simply not exist. Within less than 30 minutes, it will be obliterated, along with the trees in your yard, your car(s), and all your neighbor’s homes …

Wednesday: Hump Day

It’s time, therefore, for the world-renowned Hump Day Hiatus! We’re spanning the globe in search of brief interludes that will take you out of your cubicle (figurative or otherwise) for a few moments. Sometimes they’ll make you laugh, sometimes they’ll make you cry; sometimes they’re awe-inspiring, sometimes they’re just simple amusement. Sometimes they have a vital, possibly life-changing message; sometimes …

It’s the celebrated PSA of the Week!

You’ve waited seven long days for this, so the pressure is on us. We know this has to be well worth your investment of fifty-eight seconds. Well, you won’t have to wait very long for the message – and that’s a good thing, because some people might be about to be offended. Trust us, we’re not about to publish a …

I HATE BEING LATE!!!

It’s this week’s installment of I Hate Monday, and it is the latest ever. I have been trying to get this right since JANUARY 1st! Pathetic! I was beginning to wonder if I would get this done this year at all. Well, today I finally decided I wasn’t going to let this project go another day no matter how long …

Church is in session

Yes, the Church of the Infinite Chasm is now open. Hear those bells? As faithful readers know, our mission here is to demonstrate the yawning gulf between man and everything else on earth. We do this to prompt serious thought by the teeming masses who embrace evolution. With all due respect, these are intelligent, educated people who laugh at the …

CONGRATULATIONS, GRADUATES!

Now the hard part begins. As we speak, high school graduates all over Augusta and across the fruited plains are engaging in some well-deserved celebrations. A milestone of life has been achieved! Way to go! Kids, do you want keep the celebration going? Sure you do! Here’s a tip: your diploma says you have working brain cells. Use them! Over …

Something new in the Medical Examiner

Beginning next issue (a totally fake sample with fake advertisers is shown here), the Medical Examiner will contain a convenient medical services directory for patients, at the same time a great way for healthcare providers of every stripe to keep their name and contact information out there – and to do so for a pittance. For mere pocket change. Details? …

The Best Hump Day Hiatus Yet?

What is the purpose of each Wednesday’s Hump Day Hiatus? To take us far away from where we live, even if for just five minutes. To offer a peek into another place, into other lives, perhaps halfway across the planet, or maybe just down the road. The goal: to offer a refreshing and rejuvenating break to carry us forward. By …