Take a look at this cover illustration. Do you think the topic is: A.) Children playing outside B.) When butterflies attack If you said B, please seek professional help. Otherwise, beginning reading now.
BORED? RICH? GOOD-LOOKING? We may have a job for you.
Seriously. The Medical Examiner is seeking to hire a person to sell ads in Augusta’s Most Salubrious Newspaper. Why are we looking for someone who is attractive, financially set, and with time on their hands? Because we believe in truth in advertising. Straight up, we’re not a huge publication, so it’s not like you can go out and sell a …
It’s not brain surgery
Of course, people who don’t have a medical message still like the Medical Examiner, and why shouldn’t they? • low ad rates • two crisp new issues each month • 30,000 loyal monthly readers • interactive (clickable) ads in the online Examiner • highly visible, area-wide distribution If you’re interested in advertising in the Medical Examiner, call publisher Dan Pearson …
Today’s paper!
Delivered electronically, completely free of Fido saliva, ants from the front yard, ink smudges on your face and hands, etc. And as always, compared to the print edition it’s slightly more typo-free. Have you ever thought to yourself, “Smokers are crazy”? Well, you’re correct, and we have proof, right there on page one, courtesy of John Gever of MedPage Today. …
Today’s calendar change, illustrated.
Not to brag, but our special effects are awesome.
The awesomest wheelchair ever
This radical wheelchair design is a game-changer for anyone who is wheelchair-bound.
DWIGHT SAYS COME ON BACK!
We recently received official permission to replace the Medical Examiner newsstand taken from the lobby of Eisenhower Army Medical Center at Ft. Gordon. Look for it on your left behind Starbucks as you enter the main hospital entrance. Thanks, Mr. President!
Five days old
Saw this someplace. Liked it. Decided to share it.
HOT OFF THE PRESS!
Here you go, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s today’s fresh, crisp Medical Examiner. And it’s even crisper than the print version. “Why?” you, the reader, ask. Because we usually spot any number of pesky typos after we send it to the printer. That means the digital version is what we call “typo lite.” (FDA approval pending) So crack …
Pop Culture and the Medical Examiner
We show up in commercials!