Bad Billy Laveau, celebrated Medical Examiner columnist, appears every Wednesday at 8 p.m. through Oct. 3 at Somewhere in Augusta. He’s their House Doctor of Comedy. Doctor’s orders: go see him. Why? Because laughter is the best medicine.
A special message for Medical Examiner readers
The Surgeon General sent us this just moments ago. The CDC doesn’t even have it yet.
September 7 issue drops!
Did you know the average hospital stay in 1980 was two weeks – versus three days now? True. There has been a huge trend toward outpatient care over the past few decades. What’s behind it, and what are the implications for patients? Read this issue for the answers. And what’s up with funeral traffic laws? Is it legal to pass …
Much newer and way more improved (sort of)
Ok, if this doesn’t work, we’re giving up. Our Internet consultant says we’re close, but still no cigar. Numbers are up, but still not where they should be. The cute kitty was just ok. The naked couple in bed was just a minor hit. The red-hot mama that we thought would be our ticket to more visitors than Amazon and …
Even newer and more improved
Our Internet consultants have further advised us on ways to increase traffic to the Medical Examiner website and blog. Apparently our two most recent efforts have not worked. The cute kitten was supposed to bring thousands of viewers, and the naked couple in bed was supposedly a sure-fire traffic bonanza. Somehow we missed the boat twice, so here goes Attempt …
Newer and More Improved
Ok, that didn’t exactly work. Our experts told us that cat picture was “not cute enough.” They say what really makes people visit a blog is skin. Get a couple of half-naked people in bed, they tell us, and your blog will get so much traffic you might blow up the Internet. Well ok. Here goes nothing.
New & Improved!
We’ve been advised that we can dramatically increase traffic to this blog page by spicing it up a bit. One suggestion has been to include more pictures of kitties. You mean like this?
CALL THE GOVERNOR
It’s not too late until it’s too late. And so far, it’s not too late. It’s a short and simple process to call. It will take two minutes of your time to register your opinion. (404) 656-1776. Do it today. Here at the world headquarters of the Medical Examiner, our view is that the name GRU itself is only a …
The Board of Regents on hidden camera!!!
Through a confidential source the Medical Examiner has obtained this hidden camera video. The gentleman shown is Augusta and the woman is the Board of Regents.
AIMEE COPELAND UPDATE
As of last night, Aimee Copeland is again living back at home in Snellville, having completed her rehab. Think about her journey: not long ago she was a normal, active, healthy young woman. On May 1 she suffered a cut on her leg, and within days – hours, really – she was on the verge of death and given very …