I have issues.
Really. There are tons of them at issuu.com/medicalexaminer. But for now, there’s just this one. But what an issue it is! Begin reading now.
3 BOYS DIE
I hope you’ll read at least this issue’s cover story. It contains a message we all need to read. On June 1, three boys were killed in a violent collision that police say happened when both vehicles involved ran a red light. With all the publicity that surrounded this tragic event (it can’t really be called an accident), one would …
OUR 9TH ANNIVERSARY ISSUE!
It’s right here, and it’s full of the kind of award-wanting journalism you’ve come to expect from the Medical Examiner. For instance, is it important to poop every day? We dish. Other 9th Anniversary specials: 9 ways to get kids to eat healthier; 9 ways to be healthier and happier; 9 ways to stay out of trouble; even 9 TV …
the LATEST issue!
No, really. Oh, it was printed on Tuesday morning as usual and delivered beginning Wednesday, just like always. It’s just this online edition that was delayed. But it’s worth waiting for: this issue has topics from hate crimes to moral and ethical pharmacy issues; a medical student’s experience with his first dead body; pets and exercise; marijuana brownies; a book …
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
We turn our 100,000 candlepower spotlights on two cover stories this issue: preventing strokes (always important this time of year in Augusta) and speeding. Let’s take a moment here for just one of those: speeding, and why it’s ineffective and illogical. Driving at 60 mph, you’re covering a mile a minute, right? If you spend that entire hour at 65 …
This issue: a regular snoozefest
Portrait of an unhealthy, miserable person: He has the perfect healthful diet; his blood pressure is ideal; he gets regular exercise; his weight is perfect; his cardiovascular health is off the chart; and he is severely sleep-deprived. If you aren’t getting enough sleep, nothing else matters. And insufficient sleep affects millions. The average American sleeps a full two hours less …
It’s here! The new issue!
As always, we have packed a a wealth of thoughtful, useful, and always salubrious information into our 16 pages. Heck, even the ads are healthful. We start off, as we sometimes do, on page one with startling new findings about the dangers of e-cigarettes; and an equally shocking portrait of retail terrorism. Read it.
Here it is: today’s paper.
And full of information it is. We have headline news: the debate over assisted suicide sparked by Brittany Maynard’s death in Oregon. And Westminster, Massachusetts, the town trying to ban all tobacco sales. What do you think? But that’s just Page One. Inside there are healthy recipes for things like brownies! And “Ask The Doctor,” Pharmacy 411, Bad Billy Laveau …