I Hate Monday

The blog category that guarantees an endless supply of material… So. What shall we hate today? How about tailgaters? Imagine this: you are paid once a month, so your paycheck amounts to a considerable sum. Normally you deposit the funds into your bank account, but on this particular day you cash your check and get a mixed stack of hundreds, …

I Hate Monday

Don’t you hate it when you’re driving along minding your own business, and suddenly some ass cuts you off in traffic? And then another one does it, and another one, and another one, and another one…

I Hate Monday

It’s been awhile since I saw what I saw Friday, but by no means is it the first time I’ve seen this: I was sitting at a red light, more or less mentally checked out. Traffic was going by in both directions, and a pickup truck was in the middle of the intersection waiting to make a left turn. Suddenly …

I Hate Monday

Don’t you hate it when you exercise and exercise and exercise and still can’t lose weight?

I Hate Monday

You’re watching the national/network news, unfortunately a dying activity in itself (we’ve got Facebook and Inside Edition, after all). The anchor sitting in Los Angeles or New York introduces a story and they go to video featuring an on-the-scene interview with someone from, oh, I don’t know, Georgia, let’s say. As the person begins to very clearly articulate their story, …

I Hate Monday

Few things are more annoying, at least to me, than people who constantly gripe about their jobs, or who hate their job so much that they basically don’t do it, forcing their co-workers to pick up the slack. They’re stealing from their employer with every paycheck, money that could be better spend in countless ways. No doubt about it, though: …

I Hate Monday

In the grand scheme of things, this is certainly no big deal. But still… You know the old maxim that some people can’t walk and chew gum at the same time? That’s hyperbole, of course. But in all seriousness, very few people can look good and chew gum at the same time. Pictured here, a slight (but only slight) exaggeration …

I Hate Monday

Don’t you hate it when someone is talking and you interrupt, and they keep right on talking?

It’s MONDAY!!!

And that, boys and girls, means it’s time for another installment of I HATE MONDAY! Let’s see… what shall we despise today? I know! RUDE PEOPLE. We have flat gone off on rude people before – although we did it politely – in the pages of the Medical Examiner. We called them Retail Terrorists, because they often take their rudeness …