Remember back in your college days or early singlehood when everything you owned would fit in your hippie van with room to spare? As the years slide by, we accumulate lots of things. The closets are full. Under the bed is full. There is no longer room to park the car in the garage. The storage unit(s) are full. And …
Super Platter Sunday!
Why a platter? Because a bowl would be too small. After all, the NCC – the National Chicken Council, that is – says we will consume 1,250,000,000 chicken wings this year. Wait. Cancel that. 1,250,000,000 chicken wings TODAY alone. That’s 1.25 billion wings. And that’s not to mention the beer, the pizza, the dip, and the chips. No wonder the …
SPOILER ALERT!
Party pooper alert! Apologies in advance. On second thought, the Medical Examiner should not apologize for offering a dose or two of food wisdom, on this, the holiest of days in the Church of the Eternally Growing Waistline. Yes, this is one of America’s biggest holidays, and its focus is two things, mainly: watching TV and eating. Super Bowl Sunday …
I Hate [something] Monday
Do I hate bakeries? Heck no. I love bakeries. I love bear claws. I love cinnamon. I love cinnamon buns. I love cinnamon swirled through or sprinkled on just about anything. I love coffee cake – with or without coffee. I love sugar. I love frosting. I love bread. I love butter. I love brownies. I love fudge. I love …