Church of the Infinite Chasm

Here’s a simple question to ponder as we consider the question of the origin of life, whether by evolution or by creation: if you believe in evolution, how would you explain the human brain? Evolution, after all, asserts that were are on a general upward trajectory, up from the prehistoric primordial slime. If that is the case, why would the …

Church of the Infinite Chasm

Hear those bells toll? We use silent bells, so if you don’t hear anything, it’s nothing to feel bad about. We don’t pass a collection plate either, so relax. For any acolytes not fully up to speed on what we are, it’s simple: our credo centers around refuting evolution. In our view, there is an infinite chasm between logic and …

Church Chat

The Church of the Infinite Chasm is in session, y’all. Today’s lesson has but one simple point: there is a common perception that the scientific community en masse has subscribed to and endorsed evolution. The truth is that many well-respected scientists categorically reject evolution and enthusiastically embrace creation. It’s up to each person to decide, and no one should think …

Hey Church Ladies! (and Gentlemen!)

It’s Sunday, time for another uplifting sermonette from the Church of the Infinite Chasm. Our mission is, admittedly, an exercise in swimming against the current. After all, people have by and large accepted as fact that evolution is how life in all its varied forms got where it is today. Those people include (according to surveys) a majority of Christians …

You do not believe in evolution

I think I can prove that. And conversely, that if you do believe in evolution, you’re an outlaw. Welcome to this week’s sermonette from Church of the Infinite Chasm. First, allow me to rip a headline from recent news near our international headquarters in Augusta, Georgia. Two months ago, a young couple, Wesley Spires (left) and Ashley Solesbee, had been …

Got faith?

Welcome to this week’s services at the Church of the Infinite Chasm, where the goal is a bit unusual: to sow seeds of doubt, or at the very least to get people to really think about the theory of evolution. “The theory?” you say. “Evolution is no longer a theory. It is an established fact.” If you are right, evolution …

Come, All Ye Pew-Fillers

Yes, all ye faithful, it’s time for another installment of the Church of the Infinite Chasm, the Internet mega-church which dares to question the sacred religion of Evolution and its most holy beliefs. Like most regular churches (98% of whose members couldn’t find Obadiah or Zephaniah or Colossians if they had to, or turn to any specific chapter and verse …

Church is in session!

Remember this brief video of a naturalist enthusing over the “sophisticated” tool use of chimpanzees? We posted it back in mid-April. It’s about four minutes long. Take note at about the 1:25 mark of what you’re watching, and that it’s described as “remarkably sophisticated.” Now that you’ve seen the creative, complex, intuitive, inventive, and “remarkably sophisticated” way chimps use rocks …

Church of the Infinite Chasm

More evidence: Within just a few million short generations, these cats will develop the ability to fly. You heard it here first.

Church of the Infinite Chasm

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: This might be the final installment of the Church of the Infinite Chasm. If you have read previous Sunday installments, you know the church’s mission; I won’t belabor it here. Since last Sunday I’ve had something of an epiphany. I have never been one who is reluctant to admit my mistakes, and this is going to be one …